.she is.
Though she is a material girl, she is also a plain jane. She may be a party animal. But all she wants, is to be loved and cared.
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Though she is a material girl, she is also a plain jane. She may be a party animal. But all she wants, is to be loved and cared.
.shout.
Saturday, 2 July 2005 10:21 pm
The Sermon
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleepduring the sermon.
The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a longhat pin along topoke him with every time he would doze off.
As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "...and who created allthere is in 6 days and rested on the 7th.." She poked her husband whothen came flyingout of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".
The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with hissermon.
The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began todoze off again whenthe minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from oursins..." the wife hit himagain and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".
The Minister said "that's right, That's Right" and went on with hissermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the ministergot to "... and whatdid Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child" the wifestarted to poke the husbandbut he jumped up and said "If you stick that damn thing in me againI'll break it off"!
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleepduring the sermon.
The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a longhat pin along topoke him with every time he would doze off.
As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "...and who created allthere is in 6 days and rested on the 7th.." She poked her husband whothen came flyingout of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".
The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with hissermon.
The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began todoze off again whenthe minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from oursins..." the wife hit himagain and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".
The Minister said "that's right, That's Right" and went on with hissermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the ministergot to "... and whatdid Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child" the wifestarted to poke the husbandbut he jumped up and said "If you stick that damn thing in me againI'll break it off"!